Websiterist

A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.

Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!

Websiterist by StockTim January 20, 2020

webister 

noun: one who registers at a web site.
verb: the act of registering at a web site: "to webister"

As she had almost no social life, the young woman found solace when she was able to webister at a variety of web sites. Unfortunately, the webister was somewhat delusional; to the website administrator, she was just another user name.

webister by jhamster January 9, 2009

Wifilter 

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

Wifilter by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

webister 

webister
noun: one who registers at a web site.
verb: the act of registering at a web site: "to webister"
a combining of the words "web" and "register"

As she had almost no social life, the young woman found solace when she was able to webister at a variety of web sites. Unfortunately, the webister was somewhat delusional; to the website administrator, she was just another user name.

webister by jhamster January 19, 2008