Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

weazelle

noun. A different pronunciation of the word weasel, when using it to describe someone.

Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."

weazelle by stockman09 July 13, 2010

L33t Weazel 

A legendary kid who will beast on anyone at halo 3.
He Betrays For The Sniper So Don't Bother Trying!!

omg its L33t Weazel! Quik! Leave the match

L33t Weazel by I Ph33r Weazel May 29, 2009

Booty Weasels 

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

Booty Weasels by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

weazelism 

the worship of our lord and savior weazelbeast. ALL HAIL THE WEAZEL!!!!

I just joined Weazelism. best choice of my life

weazelism by halo10167 September 8, 2018

holly fuck weasels 

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.

holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.

holly fuck weasels by dirtyjack83 February 6, 2014

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels 

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017