King WeaverSong: Anyone want a picture of Alastor?
Memeslord: Sure I want it.
King WeaverSong: Memeslord, are you secretly Alastor?
Memeslord: Yes.
King WeaverSong: I KNEW IT!!!
A female invloved in the process of pro-hoing (see pro-ho) or sucking dick to be cool; generally having fake titties and one or more children. Can often be found on rivers and lakes face down providing her services, as the only female on the boat.
Yo that chick is a wakerslut. I saw her at the comp pro-hoin' it up with her fake teets. She would suck dick forgas money and a Coor's Light.