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Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
by Collers February 05, 2008
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An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
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Wazzer can be used to describe the act of going to the toilet, however it can also be used to point out attractive women to nearby friends.
"be right back i need to take a trip to the wazzer!"

"look at that wazzer over there, i'd rape that"
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either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself
my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this
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