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Dan Watkins 

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.
Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!
Dan Watkins by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

wankenspanker 

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wackensack 

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...
I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.
guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.
walkenshloffen by donzo24 July 8, 2010

Watkins Mill High School 

A school in Maryland, we wolverines go down to the cut for our school. Orange and blue all day, the Rines stay together through thick and thin! Also known as "The mill" WMHS is the best and livest school out in MOCO.
Person 1: What school you go to?
Person 2: watkins mill high school
Person 1: I heard there is alot of fights there and its really ghetto...
Person 2: yeah we know.