Watermelon

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section

by zester da melesta November 19, 2011

Watermelon

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water

by Onion113 May 27, 2010

Watermelon

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.

"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger

by Steveyjew February 9, 2010

Watermeloning

After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.

Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"

by Watermelon1987 June 1, 2017

Watermelon

A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.

Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.

by Makolal July 16, 2009

Watermelon

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"

by Herbie Mcfish April 30, 2009

Watermelon

It's red and juicy

I have a watermelon

by YouKnowWhoe June 16, 2021