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1 definition by Onion113

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water
by Onion113 May 27, 2010