Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes 

Probably the best song on Fall Out Boy's new album 'Folie à Deux'. It starts slowly and then evolves into a massive catchy pop-punk song.

Fall Out Boy's best song is Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes by notfallingapart April 18, 2009

Water Buffalo 

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

Water Buffalo by Bob and King July 29, 2008

rampaging water buffaloes 

A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.

What in the rampaging water buffaloes happened in this house while I was gone?

rampaging water buffaloes by Soskie November 19, 2019

Albanian Water Buffalo 

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

Albanian Water Buffalo by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

Flaming Water Buffalo by tommy salami May 13, 2015

water buffalo 

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

water buffalo by scootinger September 16, 2006

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

National Lampoon Water Buffalo by JG00 July 8, 2023