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A fakemaster, walter mitty type who claims many things, none of which is true.

Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.

Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.
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by banfakey July 26, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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