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Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked 

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

a kid who watches band kid humor 

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.
Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

Synchronize Watches 

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.
Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.
Synchronize Watches by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011

Who watches the watchmen 

Something you get a group of people to chant when you feel a law enforcement officer is abusing their power.
ow why are you hurting me officer I’m innocent.

Hey guys look police brutality!
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN!!!
A small child with an ipad or other similar device.
"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"
Watcher by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

Witches Brew 

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.
John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.