wat. 

"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.

wat. by Zyyghe February 3, 2009

Wat. 

A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.

Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.

Wat. by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015

wat 

The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.

1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat

1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat

1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat

wat by watwat October 18, 2008

Wat 

Another way of saying what on message boards.

Similar to wut

<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear
<sweetangel13> rly?
<sweetangel13> i've never done it
<jd998> ok
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop
<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in
<jd998> y how do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down
<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
<jd998> ok y vaseline
<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there...
<jd998> nice nice
<sweetangel13> and start moving it around.
<jd998> u got msn
<sweetangel13> no sorry
<jd998> fuk yer
<jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis.
<jd998> wat

Wat by RROOMM April 11, 2009

wat 

Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.

1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
2: "wat"

wat by stewpidwhytemayun June 21, 2005

wat 

‎Wat is the internet troll equivalent to what and is generally used in instances in which what simply does NOT seem to adequately portray the desired level of confusion and general whatthefuckness of the situation.

Guy 1: Hey, Jimmy. Can I ask you a question?

Guy 2 (presumably Jimmy): Yeah?

Guy 1: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Guy 2: wat?

wat by Razgriz117 July 23, 2010

wat 

A word, that when perfectly placed, is a powerful ally. It's like saying "What the fuck?" when you are completely and utterly dumbfounded by a concept, idea, or situation.

Reno: this chick looks kinda like brittany
Reno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her
Nev: that chick
Nev: no offense
Nev: but she's fuckin hideous
Reno: dude i know lmao
Nev: jesus
Nev: her face
Reno: brittany is like the hot version of that look
Nev: good god
Nev: dude
Reno: that chicks fugly
Nev: i dont see a hot version of that at all
Reno: lmao
Nev: thats like posting a picture of carrot top and saying someone is the "hot version". there is no possible way to concieve of it.
Nev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!
Reno: i knew a girl who thought carrot top was hott
Nev: wat

wat by Nevandal November 2, 2008