Wat the 

Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.

Wat the by Aly R/B September 14, 2019

wat 

The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.

1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat

1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat

1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat

wat by watwat October 18, 2008

Wat is this i dont even 

A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.

Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even

Wat is this i dont even by ScottDouglas May 23, 2011

wat dat mouf do 

The most polite way to request oral sex.

I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?

wat dat mouf do by tonithy March 14, 2014

wat dafuq 

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

wat dafuq by uwotm80 June 1, 2015

Wat up wit it vanilla face? 

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.

Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

Wat up wit it vanilla face? by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010

Mad-o-wat 

A very Mumbai way of saying 'are you crazy or something?' Generally used when someone suggests something stupid or ridiculous.

Shyam : Hey Shankar, you owe me 500 Rupees. How do you plan to pay it?

Shankar : I bought this lottery ticket and I am going to win. So I will pay you as soon as I win.

Shyam : You think I am mad-o-wat to believe that?

Mad-o-wat by mad-o-wat January 24, 2010