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A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.
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a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.
Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?

person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!
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Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Nev.
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a mateless person who has no life...
That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...
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A type of person who gets a lot of pussy and is the fucking man.
What is nevs doing now?

He is fucking that pussy and fucking bitches up.

Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be nevs.
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An insult that can mean any of the following:
1) never eats vagina
2) or no entertainment value
3) or never ending virgin
person 1: dude, isnt Jake a total nev?
person 2: he is man, wait what meaning of the word do you mean?
person 1: well, kinda all 3 definitions describe him perfectly.
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An abbreviation of "never".

Also may be used to articulate a lack of interest, while maintaining a "nay" vote. ("I don't care, but I'd rather not.")
H: I nevs wanna see you again, skank.
J: Evs, man.

W: So, do you wanna go to the zoo?
Z: Nevs.
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