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whitespace 

The gap between one activity and the next which needs to be filled so that your entire working day turns into one endless hell. Proactively sought and removed by the sort of cunts who use cliches such as "blue sky thinking" and "low hanging fruit".
White Collar Manager: You've got an hour of downtime between 1pm and 2pm, lets take a top-down view and create some synergies for this paradigm in that timeframe.
Blue Collar Pleb: but thats me lunch break fam!
White Collar Manager: whitespace won't fill itself

Blue Collar Pleb: <kills himself>
whitespace by VillaIRL January 23, 2017

wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.
I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.
wastedface by UD girl April 20, 2007

whitespace 

a programming language consisting primarily of tabs, spaces, and newline characters.
Below is an extract from a Whitespace program which asks for a name then outputs it








whitespace by StarManta April 3, 2003

wasteyface 

if it's not already self explanitory:

1: a heavily intoxicated individual who is probaly making an ass of themselves by either falling down, knocking something over, or any combination or variation of the two.
Wow, brian just did a swan dive onto the beer pong table... whaat a wasteyface.

"Hey, kate didn't drive home did she?"... "yeah dude, she did"... "DUDE!!! SHE'S TOTALLY WASTEYFACE!!!"
wasteyface by Xyrojin November 27, 2006

wastefaced

reaching the state where one's physical and mental abilities are impaired due to excessive intoxication.
becky got soo wastefaced last night that she threw up everywhere.
wastefaced by itsSuSawwn March 15, 2011

wastestachio 

When you open a pistachio nut and accidentally throw a way the nut instead of the shell.
Crack.

Throw a way nut instead of shell.

Dammit, I just had a wastestachio.