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an alcoholic turd
ohmigosh! Becky is resembling a wasterd today! for REALZ!
by Sheila McGinnis December 14, 2010
The state of being extremely wasted that one shits his pants.
David was so wasterd last night, I had to drive home and then clean the crap off of the passenger seat.
by EricHarmatz March 09, 2008