waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012

Waste of wombspace 

Referring to a person who is so vile in words and action, that it is determined that some poor woman actually wasted space in her womb as well as time, energy, and nutrients to bring that person into being via childbirth. A person who is considered a waste of wombspace may often be a person with narcissistic tendencies or a gaggle of disturbing fetishes that escalate.

"Everyone involved in the decision to mass censor users for exposing a pedophile mod is a waste of wombspace."

"My apologies, your son/daughter seems to be a waste of wombspace and I feel bad for whatever circumstances led you to continuing their gestation."

Waste of wombspace by MeaniePooPie March 30, 2021

waste of biomass 

A term used to refer to someone who is so stupid and pointless that their existance is a waste. It literally means that the organic matter that makes up their body could have ben put to -much- better use, such as maybe making a few cats, or some bugs, or even a few trillion bacteria, all of which would be more beneficial to the earth than the sorry excuse for a human being referred to.

Most of the kids at my school are nothing but big wastes of biomass.

waste of biomass by RZ October 5, 2003

Waste of Time 

looking up "waste of time" on UD

I am wasting my time right now.

Waste of Time by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 5, 2005

waste of oxygen 

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,

"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."

waste of oxygen by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

Waste of Flesh 

An individual that has no values or standards, makes no effort to apply them selves, worthless

She`s a waste of flesh for performing sexual acts with animals

Waste of Flesh by clearly May 4, 2008

waste of skin 

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

waste of skin by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005