Wassermann Paradox 

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

Wassermann Paradox by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Aaron Wassermann 

Big dick energy; chill af; generous; compassionate

That guy helping that old lady across the street is a real Aaron Wassermann

Aaron Wassermann by sidddddviscous December 19, 2020

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

megan wasserman 

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

megan wasserman by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman 

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005

wasserman 

to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore.

guy1: (funny joke)

guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)

everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"

wasserman by wasserhater October 28, 2009

Wasserman Playdate 

When you have two dates or events planned for one evening.

She invited me to an early dinner, do you think she's trying to pull a Wasserman Playdate?

Wasserman Playdate by gayfortv July 17, 2018