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Washington-Lee High School 

W-L is loacted in Arlington, Virginia and is home to the Generals! We fucking hate Yorktowners (Porktowners- white meat)because they are a bunch of preppy white fags and sluts. Our other rival is Wakefield which we call Fakefield! They are in south arlington and swear they are all hard ass gangstas!!! Then you have WL the neutral school zone where we are diverse and everyone gets along. We also have the worst football team ever but its cool because we have the best fans!!! We are also the home to all the Military kids from Ft. Myer! So dont mess with us!!!!!

Washington & Lee University 

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.
Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

Washington-Lee High School 

Located in prosperous Northern Virginia, Washington-Lee High School or W-L (NOT W&L) is one of three public high school in Arlington County. It consistently is the highest ranked high school in Arlington in academics, diversity (economically and racially), and sports. One of the top schools in the entire state of Virginia, Washington-Lee has graduated many famous alumni including Sandra Bullock and Reggie Harrison. Its students are kind, smart, and dedicated, especially when compared to the crack-addicted rich douches from Yorktown High School and the depressed, lazy idiots from Wakefield High School. W-L is the only high school in the region to have the IB or International Baccalaureate program and sends many of its seniors to top level schools like UVA and the members of the Ivy League. Whoever trashes W-L, most likely Yorktown students, are simply jealous that they did not get the chance to receive a great education and have nothing else to do with their lives because daddy stopped paying for everything.
Person 1: I go to Washington-Lee High School, where do you go to school?
Person 2: Yorktown, where we are retarded and have nothing else to do with our lives but pop Xans and spend daddy's money
Person 1: Oh that's too bad. I am really enjoying school and will go far in life.

Washington & Lee University 

A school in Lexington Virginia that owns its place in the record books as 8th wonder of the world, "Geographically, the only hole above ground." This is a private rich-kids school for gay guys who would get beat up if they went to Hampden-Sydney, and girls who still think pearl necklaces are cool.
Man1: So, where are you goin to college?
Man2: W&L
Man1: Dude, I never knew you were gay.

Washington & Lee University 

"W&L" George Washington. Robert E. Lee. We work hard and play harder. The majority of the student body is white, rich, Greek, and a bit on the snobby side. Pearls, sandals and popped collars are worn all year round. 15th in the nation. #1 for beer and liquor. We're trying to recruit more minorities - we've got a lot of internationals but not so many black kids. We have honor and we miss THE TRIDENT.
Girl 1: "So, you're going to be going to Washington & Lee University to party it up in Lex Vegas next year?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, my dad went there and I'm too pretty to waste my time at UVA. That, and it's practically Ivy League."

"We're not snobs, we're just better than you." (This is actually printed on a Washington and Lee University t-shirt.

Washington & Lee University 

A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...
1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.

washington lee high school 

washington lee high school located in arlington VA the school where hot freshmen girls out number hot sophomore girls like 80 to 3 the school where we HATE yorktown and everything they stand for POOOOOOOORKTOOOOWN the other white meat with all are hearts we hate wakefieldto but only because there in arlington too the school where no matter how bad are football team is fans still come the most diverse school in arlington and in my appinion by far the best i go to washington lee and i can truthfully say i wouldnt have it any other way YAAAAA GENERALS
guy:you goin to the game tonight?
girl:arnt they like 1-5?
guy:yup
girl:of course i am