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Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"
Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
Man that girl looks like a wartortle!
wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011

warmsworth 

a very small village in doncaster nearby edlington and balby quite fevv chavs they ask for money and if you say you dont have any they take your bike or phone or coat or actually theyll take anything
chav1:sey mayte gimme 10p for bus fare
normal person:i dont have any money
chav3:get off yer bike then guy!
normal person: vvhats 1+1 again ?
chav9:*faints*

warmsworth
warmsworth by kill chavs guy October 13, 2006

wartortaling 

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"
"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"
wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort 

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.
Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.
The feeling when you get water up your nose and you have to sniffle/sneeze.
I’m not crying, I’ve just got a case of the watsnorts.