Shane Warne

Blonde superstar Australian cricket, greatest leg spinner to have played the game, but famous for doing stupid things like text/s.m.s-ing strippers, dancing like a drunk after wining games, eating backed beans, taking advice off his mom, and knocking over Mike Gatting at the Oval in '93.

Bowled Shane!

Shane Warne by Adam Gilchrist February 11, 2004

shane warne

An aussie who is a good spin bowler and most kiwis dis-like him. he eats so many baked beans it is not funny!!!
He got caught up in the following things drugs,sex,alchool and excessive ammounts of baked beans causing wait problems.

Mark Richardson caught him out on 99 once very funny.

Also once when maca was smashing him around the park he said loudly "for fucks sakes" the commentators who were aussie didnt no what to say.

bowling shane
shot warney!!

shane warne by lance kluesener February 26, 2004

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

Shane Warne by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022

Warden

The most OP creature in all of Minecraft

The Warden can 2 shot you with full netherite armor.

Warden by T.N.T.BOOM! November 1, 2021

lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."

lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016

Aaron Warner 

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.

Aaron Warner by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019