Sexual in nature, this term can be used to refer to a woman with an entire limb missing. Most commonly used to describe a woman with both legs missing, a war veteran could also just be missing a single limb, or a combination of arm(s) and/or leg(s).
Patric saw the war veteran in her wheel chair on the bus and was too scared to get her number.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!