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World Wars - France, Great Britain, Germany, Japan etc...
by Uncle Sam's European Cousin January 4, 2010
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1. What you do when your bored of peace.

2. An American Past time.

3. Something France hates.

4. Teaches people living in the United States Geography.

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If we do not end war - war will end us.

-H.G. Wells
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George Bush: Damn now what, we're already made everyone in the world hate us.

Dick Cheney: Hmmm.... I already shot someone, so lets go to war, Iraq looks good.
by SeanShizzle September 25, 2009
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War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he’d get to go home to his wife and the son he’d never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son – because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it’s that war, war never changes
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a card game for two players in which each flips over a card--the higher card winning--proceed until the deck is exhausted.
by HankanatorX July 3, 2003
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Large scale battle between two opposing factions. Has existed since the development of tribal social systems before the beginning of recorded human history. Fact of life. Stems from the normal protective/survivalist human nature which emerges in those who are responsible to a cause.
Moog: People over hill stole our mammoth and spears and women! We do war!
by Reverend Chaos January 14, 2004
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“War is an extension of politics by other means.”

Carl von Clausewitz
If politics can be considered conflict without bloodshed, then war is an extension of politics by other means.
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