Washermashen 

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes

Dude last night the misses and I tried doing a washermashen

Washermashen by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013

Party Washer 

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

Party Washer by YourJuliette September 23, 2005

Ball Washer 

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

Ball Washer by blair witfae November 26, 2007

Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.

Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'

Bog Washer by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016

chicken washer 

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.

chicken washer by #65 April 6, 2023

wappersnaily 

transitive verb: The lusty jiggle of breasts free from the confines of a brassiere. Witnesses prefer to view such an event when erect nipples point forward rather than toward the floor.

Witness A: "Holy Mother of Christ, those tits are swinging like punch balls and staring me in the eyes."
Witness B: *licks lips* "Oh, wappersnaily, you are an extraordinary gift to humankind."

wappersnaily by packinglistenclosed October 19, 2009