Wanxious

Anxious about being caught while masturbating

Whilst masturbating in the bathroom,he became wanxious when he heard Sharon walk by the door

Wanxious by The Crazydog January 4, 2017

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wanxious

To nervously pleasure oneself while worrying about being caught.

"Just coming, mother" he shouted downstairs wanxiously.

wanxious by Jonathan Horniblow May 31, 2007

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wanxious

A condition where one is anoying, anxious, stressed and should fuck off for a wank

You're pissing me of dude why don't you go and fuck yourself you wanxious cockhead

wanxious by Dno March 10, 2007

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Wanxious

The act of feeling overly anxious to masturbate.

Billy felt wanxious, as he had not fapped for two months.

Wanxious by evvie June 18, 2014

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Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...

"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"

Wankxious by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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