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To nervously pleasure oneself while worrying about being caught.
"Just coming, mother" he shouted downstairs wanxiously.
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A condition where one is anoying, anxious, stressed and should fuck off for a wank
You're pissing me of dude why don't you go and fuck yourself you wanxious cockhead
wanxious by Dno March 10, 2007
The act of feeling overly anxious to masturbate.
Billy felt wanxious, as he had not fapped for two months.
Wanxious by evvie June 18, 2014
An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...
"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"
Wankxious by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026