Wanxious

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Anxious about being caught while masturbating

Whilst masturbating in the bathroom,he became wanxious when he heard Sharon walk by the door

Wanxious by The Crazydog January 4, 2017

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wanxious

To nervously pleasure oneself while worrying about being caught.

"Just coming, mother" he shouted downstairs wanxiously.

wanxious by Jonathan Horniblow May 31, 2007

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wanxious • Wankxious

wanxious

A condition where one is anoying, anxious, stressed and should fuck off for a wank

You're pissing me of dude why don't you go and fuck yourself you wanxious cockhead

wanxious by Dno March 10, 2007

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Wanxious

The act of feeling overly anxious to masturbate.

Billy felt wanxious, as he had not fapped for two months.

Wanxious by evvie June 18, 2014

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Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...

"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"

Wankxious by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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