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When She Wants the ADZIT 

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Another phrase used by the godliest of divine chads that have monstrous cocks. saying this phrase immediately makes all women in a 100km radius want you, and inventing this phrase would make you transcend the level of chadliness to become the ultimate chad of a man that all women want. This phrase signifies that a woman wants to indulge in certain activities with adzit7
"When she wants the ADZIT!" - Ultra Chad
"LOOOL HE IS SO FUNNY AND HOT" - supermodel
"YO THIS GUY ACTUALLY COOL AFF"- other chad
"His muscles are so large" - Supermodel
"I want the adzit now" - Monkey
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He wants the P

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Female equivalent of the ever popular "she wants the D" used to indicate recognition by a dude that a girl wants some dick. However in this case, the P is for pussy and said by chicks.
Marsha: I just caught that guy checking me out girl.
Wendy: I saw that too. Surely he wants the p.
He wants the P by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 26, 2013
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He wants the V 

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Lit., "He wants the Vagina", a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your vagina. When a guy wants your pussy on his dick. he wants to eat you out.
"He was laughing at all your jokes. He wants the v."

"Girl, he wants the v"

"Yeah, i'd let him"
He wants the V by Ms. StealYoMan March 8, 2013
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She wants the D

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Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
She wants the D by 28017013 January 11, 2012
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No one wants those eggs 

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A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.
"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."
No one wants those eggs by Magzillas January 28, 2010
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My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK) 

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It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
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