Blake Wantannabe

A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.

Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"

Blake Wantannabe by ChriuFucksMaraih February 7, 2019

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

WankTank by Fleeg July 23, 2006

wantankerous 

A Cantankerous Wanker. This form of portmanteau-ing the words has the advantage that it is not (yet) regarded as profanity by email filtering programs.

If X starts being wantankerous to users again then we'll probably have to suspend him....

wantankerous by pacharanero March 1, 2021

watanks

what ever or so what

zack says: "we just killed a cop and" matt: replies "watanks"

watanks by dustin thompson February 2, 2004

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wantan 

The skin on the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Foreskin.

My parents are fucking assholes for not cutting off my wantan when I was born. Having a wantan is so fucking disgusting.

Wantan by sdlcao November 24, 2011

WankTank

Mike Brown

Mike's a WankTank

WankTank by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003