you want smoke?

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with

"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"

by eliasfpoulsen January 16, 2019

dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.

Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022

Who want smoke with me

no damn body

who want smoke with me is often used when one knows they’re that mf bitch

by don’tworryboutitsweetheart November 20, 2021

person who wants all the smoke

Volodymyr Zelensky

Volodymyr Zelensky is a person who wants all the smoke with Russia

by GRANDSON February 26, 2022

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms April 28, 2011