A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.

P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."

Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)

Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."

Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."

Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."

Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"

Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"

Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"

Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"

Me: "I will think about it"

Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"

Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."

Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"

Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!

I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
by kr1574 July 01, 2009
A man who tries to play but just can't get it right.

He lies and cheats but never gets away with it.

He lies so much that he forgets his own lies and trips himself up.

He forgets to use protection while fucking hookers so ends up with lots of diseases and then wonders how he got found it.

Because of his lifestyle he will naturally have an infected, diseased dick.

An embarrassment to other men.

Can only get women if he pays them.

A really bad liar.
That prick is such a motherfucking wannabe player - he is an embarrassment to all men!

Rohan is a wannabe player but he will never be a real player coz he can't even lie properly.

Jason, man, if you'r gonna play, at least wear a johnny coz that bitch you been tappin is playing you better than you're playing her.
by P.o.S.a January 23, 2008

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×