wankwizzle

To masterbate several times (4+) in quick sucsession (within 25 minutes) to become a 'wankwizzler' part of an elite few.

Random Man:Yeah baby, I wankwizzled my way up the wankwizzle chain to become a wankwizzler idol!
Man with a mullet: one day, may I be great enough to join these few heros....

wankwizzle by Shitballs July 12, 2004

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Wagwizzle

Derived from 'wagwan'
A way to say 'how are you'
Specifically used by ultra racists and sex offenders
from the language of the apes

Wagwizzle kids, take off your clothes!
'Ooh ooh ah ah wagwizzle monkey man'
Wagwizzle pal im gonna shit in your mouth

Wagwizzle by emygetoutofmyroom March 15, 2024

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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