Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

Wanksman 

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

Wanksman by Nibb June 5, 2009

Rick Wakeman 

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards

"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"

Rick Wakeman by staul December 26, 2009

Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.

Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!

Wankyman by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

wakeman 

A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.

It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.

wakeman by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005

Wangeman 

A blonde girl with Huge tits who loves cock

That girl is jonesing for my dick. She must be a Wangeman

Wangeman by Pillowbomber November 17, 2011

Wankemonium 

A disorganized circle jerk. A general state of chaos.

Everyone one was so drunk, it was wankemonium. Not a single person hit the cookie.

Wankemonium by Ldog98121 January 11, 2012