wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)

Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants

wonderpants by wonderboy in wonderpants December 24, 2008

Get merch

Get the wonderpants mug.

See more merch

wankpants

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

wankpants by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

Get merch

Related Words

wankpants • wonderpants • Wunderpants

Wunderpants

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

Wunderpants by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Get merch

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Get merch

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

Get merch

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

Get merch

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Get merch