wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)

Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants

wonderpants by wonderboy in wonderpants December 24, 2008

wonderlandsxrui 

Also known as vamp/dice, @wonderlandsxrui is a very odd celebrity. It is very in love with Jakurai Jinguji........ And I mean... VERY.. he is sometimes a good mutual but is very odd.

Have you seen @wonderlandsxrui's new tiktok? God, he's so weird..

wonderlandsxrui by Ace☆ December 22, 2021

Wondermints 

When hot guys (well some of them) over 40 make music. It may sound something like The Beatles and The Beach Boys having love children. They may also have fans that are underage that may or may not be hit on. They do well as a backing band. They may or may not come late to concerts at the House of Blues.

Wondermints, those late motherfuckers!

Wondermints, what tasty guys! Hope they don't take my daughter with them!

Nick is such a Wondermint!

Wondermints by Penny Knows June 18, 2011

Wonderfantabulous 

Being wonderful, fantastic and fabulous all at the same time.

Girl 1: Hey Girl How are you?
Girl 2: I'm Wonderfantabulous!

Wonderfantabulous by Jeunice July 22, 2006

nonderpants 

when you're not wearing any underwear

Im wearing nonderpants!

nonderpants by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

Wunderpants 

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

Wunderpants by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Wonderpacks 

Brag-worthy things to do with family and friends, delivered right to your door. Wonderpack plans vary in range, all designed to banish boredom and up your social game.

Guy: “I’m really bored.”

Girl: “I just got one of these Wonderpacks. Want to go Moonlight Hill Hoppin’ tonight?”

Guy: “Duh.”

Wonderpacks by TheRealTarget December 29, 2015