A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.
"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"
Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"