Wank and Tell
An AO3 tag used in fanfics, often smut, where the author would be flattered to know the reader got off to their work.
Wank and Tell by Dethna November 14, 2021
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Wank and seek
You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
Wank and seek by phild12345 October 16, 2009
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wank and thank
Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.
Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.
Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.
Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.
wank and thank by Sheldon Wangle October 2, 2007
Wank and Beef
Wank and Beef by OfficialArbys January 29, 2023
Wank And A Half
A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick is only slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.
Guy 1: She's a Wank And A Half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
Guy 1 considers meeting her.
Guy 1: Should I bother?
Guy 2: Can’t even pretend she’s worth it.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
Wank And A Half by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009
Wank and Dank
Wank and Dank by Slasher1508. January 14, 2021
Wank And A Half
A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick will only be slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women so you know there's nothing at stake.
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women so you know there's nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.
Guy 1: She's a wank and a half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
Guy 1: She's a wank and a half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
Wank And A Half by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009