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Combination of wank and angst, sometimes spelled as wankst-

Ridiculously overblown self-pity.
Louis, the vampire from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, is the poster child for wangst.
by mynameisunimportant May 08, 2005
Most often found in bad fiction (especially fanfiction), wangst is the combination of "wang" and "angst"; it's a condition where a character is supposedly unfortunate and deserving of pity but the real emotion the viewer/reader is supposed to feel is awe at the character's awesome power and l33t sk1llz.

A good writer can write a believable character who has a lot of power but whose life still sucks. A really good writer can even write a believable character whose life sucks as a direct result of having such power. But when bad writers try to combine these two things, the result is often wangst.
She writes all her vampires the same way -- they wangst about how horrible and tragic their curse is but it's like the only actual effect of being a vampire is your sex is always great and you always look amazing when you go out clubbing all night.

Oh man, I can't believe the Gary Stu in this story. He's an unbeaten combat fighter, a gourmet cook and a famous rock star, holds three doctorates, can fire any gun and pilot any vehicle, and now he's wangsting that he has too many women chasing him to try and have his babies!
#wang #angst #gary stu #mary sue #badfic
by Antaeus Feldspar December 04, 2010
Purposefully exaggerating angst to garner sympathy.
Jon : Man my life sucks. I hate it.
Jeremy : What's up with the wangst?
#emo #hipster #so ironic #wanxiety #wanktastic
by Nartal November 26, 2012
The deep shameful feeling a man experiences in the aftermath of masturbation. It is unclear whether women are known sufferers but there are certainly cases. A combination of "wank" and "angst" perfectly conveys this inexplicable emotion. It is overwhelming and often leads to a vow to cut down on masturbation, although this never lasts.
Nick would have gone to church, but didn't recover from the wangst he felt after his early morning masturbation session

Terry deleted half of the porn on his hard drive after a particularly severe period of wangst.
#masturbation #wank #wanking #angst #shame
by Paul McCock March 20, 2007
The terrible feeling you get when you realise the masturbatory porn you've been rather enjoying can only have been cohersive or utterly degrading... but you just go on (from Wank + Angst).
Phil realised all too late that there was NO WAY that chick was into THAT and the vinegar stroke left him filled with wangst.
#wankst #wank #angst #porn #vinegar stroke
by a+b=d April 27, 2011
The angst and in-fighting among a group of friends, blogging community, etc., resulting from one or more acts of wankery.
His flame of her blog entry spread wangst throughout the entire comm.
#wank #wankery #angst #flame #snarky
by MythNLynx February 15, 2009
Whining about the fact that you have not gotten any sexual gratification from the opposite sex. Your penis is depressed. It is a wang, with angst. Wangst.
"Girls just seem to avoid me, I don't know why..."
"Cut out the wangst, man, I don't care."
by smeghead November 15, 2004
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