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Break the water line

A dump which is able to support itself and rise above the typical average water level in a toilet. An outstanding achievement, the performer is encouraged to bring others in to witness. Photographs do not have the same impact.
He was able to break the water line with a single chute of feces. They carried from the field that day.
Break the water line by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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Break the water line

A large anus dump in a normal water-filled toilet where the turds stack up high enough so they are actually no longer covered by water...Hence, breaking the water line.
1. Never consume chili, eggs and a protien shake in one day...because the next day you will take a shit so large it will break the water line

Waltering 

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
Waltering by ERyan February 24, 2009

Waltering 

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter
Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
Waltering by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013
Something dumb girls apply their eyeliner on, the inner rim under your eyeball. They think it's cute and fashionable when really it just looks like they have extremely small eyes. Usually the same girls who think uggs and miss me jeans are cute.
reasonably smart person: where are your eyes dumb bitch? Don't you know lining your waterline makes you look like a really tired asian?
dumb girl: whaattt?
Waterline by Bodhi412 February 19, 2011

Waterliner

When a person takes a huge dense shit causing the water line to increase.
Jerry that was a fat shit. I bet that was a waterliner
Waterliner by It’s like 12 October 23, 2019

The water is in the lint trap 

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!