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water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.
-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...
water under the bridge by diva1227 September 13, 2008

Too much water under the bridge 

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

Water under the Bridge

A prison term predominately used in Idaho. It is when two men nut in a container and then they begin bridging over the semen.
“Yo bro I’m bored what’s the move
“We can try doing the water under the bridge method”

Bridge Over Troubled Water 

Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

Bridge Over Troubled Water 

Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but the girl in the middle is arched, facing upward, tits to the ceiling. She's also positioned over a toilet, taking a dump. That's the troubled water.
She's savage, said no to doing an Eiffel Tower with me and Ronnie, but was cool with going for the Bridge Over Troubled Water. She had Taco Bell a few hours before.

Bridge Over Troubled Water 

When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.
Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.

John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.