Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
by AURORA POLAROID February 19, 2021
An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
Similar to calling a wall.
Similar to calling a wall.
1.
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 26, 2013
by IMAD1PST1CK November 4, 2017
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
by The_moon1 October 14, 2021