Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013
the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped
Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.
"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"
"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"
by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010
by kyle d fleming March 5, 2008
by ka22a November 14, 2009
Manspeak for having sex with the wife.
Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010
by Jains April 7, 2009
A 2.5-point turn.
When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.
When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.
by kevin1422 August 21, 2023