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Wall-jacked 

When your Facebook Wall is taken over and completely occupied by either a long comment or a string of comments by "friends"; often times unrelated to the initial response to a posting or status update.
Man, I've been wall-jacked by 20 friends discussing sci-fi television generally as comments to my status, when all I did was post that I thought my wife was a Cylon.
Wall-jacked by jurv February 2, 2009
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To be a total wallace. To be slovenly and drunk. People commonly wallace when they admit that they are neither a "demon toke-head" nor a "raging alcoholic". To wallace is to be so badly drunk that it is hard to move, and one ends up in unknown places.
"Man, I got soooo Wallaced on Monday"

"Dude, stop wallacing"
Wallaced by dhumed May 16, 2009

halljacked 

1.) Heading to do one task/meeting at work and getting pulled aside for a question/issue.

2.) IT support term when one problem affects many people and they all ask you what to you, how to fix, what is going on?
Email server stops working and on the way to the restroom and I was Halljacked since everyone had to ask "Is the mail server down?"
halljacked by D Valen July 22, 2008

walljack 

Associated with Facebook. When someone uses your facebook profile wall to communicate with one of your friends while completely ignoring you. Usually possibly when you are the common friend.
Dude, Jeff just sent Felecia a message on my wall. and they were making beach party plans on my wall. I just got walljacked! WTF!

zomg, I just got walljacked by Brendt and John, they're talking through my wall. Talk on your own wall bitches!
walljack by AJ Singh May 8, 2008
1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy
"damn were gonna get so wallaced tonight"

"did you see that girl the other night? she was super wallaced all over me"

Walljack 

The act of two people 'hijacking' a mutual friend's facebook wall by having a conversation there where the the mutual friend doesn't participate.
(Katie and Steph Walljacked Dave's wall:)

Steph: Oh hi Dave!
Katie: Oh hi Steph, it's Katie!
Steph: Hi Katie! Isn't it fun to write on Dave's wall?
Katie: It sure is, did I tell you Dave likes our picture?
Steph: You did, yes -- so funny!
Katie: So I'll see you in a few weeks?
Steph: Yes, great!
Walljack by wombatfan September 30, 2009
1.Past tense. To Wallace an object or environment is to
reduce the status of it to a less than operational condition. To ruin or otherwise make something useless. Mostly due to overly sloppy behavior.
I hope my car isn't too wallaced after tagging that stop sign last night.
Wallaced by Dasbrown65 July 30, 2016