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WallFuck 

To show obscene amount of attention to a friend's facebook wall
greg: i feel special from the amount of attention youve paid to my wall today
andrew: dude i wallfucked you all day long
WallFuck by andrewaboner January 27, 2009
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Wellfuck 

An expression used when the absolute most terrible thing has happened to someone and the realization that you or anybody else cant do a damned thing about it.
You ask a guy to help you with your car because its having problems. He gets in the car after fixing it and takes off with your wallet, phone, and laptop inside. You yell for help, but soon realize that there is no one around. So the only thing to do is silently utter to yourself, Wellfuck.
Wellfuck by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011

Wallfucker 

A word created after some dude on IRC from Singapore told us to "pls fuck the fucking wall and die" ... hence creating wallfucker.

Can be either used to insult someone or just a (friendly) greeting.
Guy I: Hey man.
Guy II: Hey, what's up wallfucker?
Guy I: Ah, not much.
Wallfucker by LaClown June 15, 2008
when u fuck while watching a disney movie
beaver ur such a waltfuck
waltfuck by Patrick Osborne April 26, 2004

Wallfucker 

the collective noun for a group of Professor Layton fans
“Hey, what are they doing? Over there, with the silly top hats and orange turtlenecks?”
“Oh, them? It’s okay, they’re just wallfuckers.”
Wallfucker by satanicoeggo April 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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