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wallet-ass 

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."
wallet-ass by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008
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Ass Wallet 

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.
Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
Ass Wallet by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011

Wallet Assault 

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

Walletpasser 

Someone who is very generous and earnest.
Rex is a true walletpasser. He loves visiting children's hospitals and donating to local homeless shelters.
Walletpasser by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008