Noun. The act of masturbation performed in a work-like environment. A waller will usually take place on a break to pass the time in an otherwise uninteresting day; the prospect of getting caught, coupled with a possible lack of sexual stimulus (depending on your job) make for a challenging yet satisfying activity.
"I heard Jacob had a waller in the WHSmiths toilets."
by Steven J. Gould September 6, 2012
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The surname waller means - amazing, sexy, humour beyound all male and female humans lol... The gift of the gab!!! I am a Waller and I am freaking fab.. BOW DOWN
by live laugh love May 28, 2012
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to get comfortable with ones partner, to throw each other about the bed, couch, or other surface, to cuddle in a sexually suggestive manner, to use your partner as a pillow
by Mo August 10, 2003
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Big daddy. King Waller. The-Man-With-The-Plan! Best lover a woman could ever encounter... Kind, generous, wild, charming, wealthy and wise!!! He is the one stop shop when looking for your King! Will take you to places before him your mind couldn't even conceive. Loving a Waller is difficult but the rewards are worth every anguished moment!
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by lover of one February 5, 2010
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A term to refer to someone who is transcendent in every phase of the game of basketball, ala University of Kentucky guard John Wall. The individual will ideally score in a variety of ways, as well as locating his teammates on the floor when applicable. The term waller emphasizes skill and unselfishness, and does not necessarily refer to the most famous or athletic players, but the ones who exemplify what the game originally tried to sell: teamwork and talent.
"Wow! I was convinced that guy was going to go up for the layup, but he dished it off to his teammate for an easy deuce. What a waller!"

"Oh man, that guy tore my eye out with those jump shots, I got walled up!"

"Geez! LeBron is the man! He took it to the hole, ran over five guys and finished with the no-contact foul at the rim!"

-"Too bad he's not a real waller, anyone else would've been called for a charge at the beginning of that drive."
by austindayecious January 13, 2010
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VERB: How a walrus moves.
He wallered about in the sun.
She was wallering along.
Don't waller about! Hurry up!
by iwishiwasatree March 16, 2010
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Adverb. The process of Being loud, telling storie, cussing like a sailer and ramdomly showing up at 7am. It usualy involves becomeing highly intoxicated while reminiscing over memories.
"Dude! He just came wallering into my house?
by iceman161st October 16, 2013
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