Wall Watching 

(n) the practice of observing humans on the sidelines of a club, bar, or the like. One might participate in Wall Watching for:
a) educational reasons, b) a recreational activity, c) comedic relief, or d) by default, physical exhaustion.

see also, Wall Watch (v)

Bobby: Look at those moves! I wish I had my camera.
Tommy: Wow, I've never seen one of those before. I can't believe I'm witnessing such an amazing event.
Johnny: What are you guys doing by the wall?
Bobby + Tommy: Wall Watching.

Wall Watching by Stephanie Cooper September 15, 2009

wall watchers 

set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

wall watchers by russell carroll May 19, 2004

wall watcher 

someone who read everyone's facebook walls but never comments.

A: I saw your post about the game yesterday but I didn't comment.

B: Oh so you were just being a wall watcher!?

wall watcher by Ry-G. November 1, 2010

wall watcher 

An individual that stalks your twitter wall.

Aggressive wall watchers tend to involve themselves in A to B @reply conversations that were clearly not directed to them. While more passive wall watchers are apt to bring something up in casual conversation that you had discussed previously with a third party.

{1:15 PM} me: @myfriend hey do you want to go see a movie?

{1:15 PM} aggressive wall watcher: @me hey what movie are you and @myfriend going to watch?

{1:17PM} passive wall watcher: @me so do you like to watch movies?

wall watcher by dream cube August 12, 2010