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walkless 

Term used by IQ's <40 to define handicap. Also used often by obese individuals who are too fat to stand or the gravitational pole is there enemy and their fat hurts their chode-like feet.
Outsider tells whitey to go to blockbuster. Whitey denies because he would have to get up to fulfill the command. So whitey uses the excuse that he is walkless.
walkless by DirtyDudeOnline July 13, 2009
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wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wallless 

A friend on facebook who doesn't offer a wall to post on because of her privacy concerns.
Jennika is totally wallless because she's worried her canadian boyfriend might post something that her american dude will see.
wallless by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

wankless 

the art of being without a wank.
well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless
wankless by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026