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Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.
hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!
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Wal-Martyr 

A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.
"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"
Wal-Martyr by liberalwizardtyler August 31, 2007

Wal-Martyr 

A business that has gone out of business due to Wal-Mart
"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."
Wal-Martyr by ll IRiSH ll May 1, 2009

Wal-Martyr 

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.
The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
Wal-Martyr by UncaMo November 23, 2020

Wal-Martyr 

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone
Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!
Wal-Martyr by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

Walmartyr 

1) Anyone who works at Walmart, and then complains about how shitty their job is. DUH!
2) Anyone who shops at Walmart, and complains about the shitty customer service. DUH!
"Fuck him, coming across as a Walmartyr. Bitching and moaning about work all the time. Fucking quit or shut up! He'd make more money on disability, which wouldn't be hard to prove considering being disabled is a requirement for working there."

"Fuck her over there for acting like a typical Walmartyr. The prices are so cheap, because there is no customer service. You want someone to answer all your fucked up questions/concerns all day, and hold your diabetic hand, then go someplace else and leave the 2 people who work in
this store the fuck alone. FUCK YOU!"
Walmartyr by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

walmarty 

A party at walmart, which is open 24 hours a day.
Hey, what should we do tonight?
Let's have a walmarty! They're open 24 hours!
walmarty by BonquishaR July 20, 2008