FakeNBake

What one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent

I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back.

FakeNBake by Gert November 25, 2003

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Wisenbaker

A slang word for someone who is old fat and gross.

Oh my god that thing is so gross it must be wisenbaker.

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A name given to a fat ugly man

Daaaam son that must be wisenbaker.

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One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

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To have ass shaken in your face just like motorboating a pair of breasts.

That girl wakequaked me so hard last night that she may have given me pink eye.

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an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

wakerbate by Chris February 14, 2005

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When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

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