dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

WAITITIFICATION 

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.

In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

WAITITIFICATION by taika waititi April 18, 2022

Wait, is that your car? 

The Gold Digger's Anthem.

She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

Wait, is that your car? by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Tom Waits 

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

Tom Waits by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

call waiting face off 

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

call waiting face off by Garret February 3, 2005