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A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.
on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by john sequitur September 05, 2012
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