Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.
" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"
... ... "wait...what?"
by Kenneth A. Vaughan October 14, 2008
a phrase used when one is confused with what is happening in a situation, or has not heard what another person is saying
a) person 1: did you hear what happened to insert name here
person 2: something happened? wait what?!
b) person 1: inaudible mumbling and yeah
person 2: wait what?!
person 2: something happened? wait what?!
b) person 1: inaudible mumbling and yeah
person 2: wait what?!
by whateven123 November 15, 2016
When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.
Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?
Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?
Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?
by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018
by bobbobby1234567890 March 5, 2020
Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”
Used also as “you cant be serious”
Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?
Or
Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?
You: Wait what?
Or
Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?
by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018
What pops out when someone accidentally confesses things to you involuntarily due to your gypsy carney curse
Dave Grohl, MetaJennys incubus finally materials in her living room with A neceomancied Kurt contain after having quantum jumped to an alternate multiverse / 498 , ..." What ... Wait what?""you're here too"?they all scream in perfect synchrony as eminem sees wiz Khalifa and approx 74 other battlerappers naked together in a hot tub with one ogled chick.
by Icy3ragon eris38 pirate queen April 17, 2015
by KnowYourMaths October 13, 2018